YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE NAMED AFTER ANIMALS

YOUR BEST SHOES HAVE STEEL TOES

YOU HAVE MOTORCYCLE PARTS IN THE DISHWASHER

YOU CAN TELL WHAT KIND OF BUGS THEY ARE BY THE TASTE

YOU'RE ONLY SUNBURNED ON THE BACK OF YOUR HANDS AND YOUR NECK

YOU CARRY A PICTURE OF YOUR BIKE IN YOUR WALLET

YOU WAVE AT BIKERS EVEN IN YOUR CAR

YOUR OTHER SUIT IS A RAIN SUIT

YOU KNOW WHERE STURGIS IS

YOUR ONLY VEHICLE HAS TWO WHEELS

YOUR GLOVES DON'T HAVE ANY FINGERS

YOU TREAT YOUR LEATHER BETTER THAN YOUR WOMAN

YOU RIDE INSTEAD OF WALK DOWN THE ISLE

YOU OWN MORE BIKER T'S THAN DRESS SHIRTS

YOU'RE ON THE BOARD OF A MOTORCYCLE CLUB

THE ONLY THINGS YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MOTORCYCLE PARTS

YOUR DOG IS NAMED HARLEY