I really love my Virago
No, I mean I really do
Let let me tell you of true devotion
You won't believe it

My 1100 sleeps with me
Beside me in my bed
Did I forget to tell you?
I formerly was wed

I take her everywhere I go
My ex-wife threw such fits
She wasn't understanding
When I took it to my sons Bar-mitz...vah

From her front disc brakes and her custom chrome
To her luggage rack in back
My love is pure perfection
And not bad in the sack

She never farts she never burps
She never is a boar
She never screams and yells and shouts
But baby can she roar

You may not think I'm normal
You may just say "He's nuts"
But certainly you must agree
That Harley's...they're all sluts

So if you see us on the street
You can look, but don't you touch
I'll kick your butt, I'll scratch your face
I'm jealous a bit too much

I told you...you might not believe
The story of my dear
Just look on with your envy
And shed a longing tear

You wish you had a relationship
Like we have yes, oh so sweet
So even if your cute and kind
You'll have to take the second seat